Наив - Biker Ballad

Hm         G
Down а tunnel, in а tube
A         F#
On the road, knocked down and bruised
Hm             G
Some man laid with blood in hair
D          F#
And beside him was а bear.
 
But this bear was а man
Red-neck biker from some clan
I was really scared and pissed
But the creature only hissed:

  Hm          F#            Hm
  Don"t touch it! Don"t you touch my bike!
             F#
  Don"t touch it!
  A           F#            Hm
  Don"t touch it! Don"t you touch my bike!
               A
  It"s the only thing I like!

  Don"t touch it! Don"t you touch my bike!
  Don"t touch it! Don"t you touch my bike!
  Don"t touch it! Don"t you touch my bike!
  It"s the only thing I like!

I said: Sir, what have you done?
Take а look at what"s going on
Why kill а man for touching your bike?
After all, it"s just а hype

Hype it is! - Was the reply -
Kiss your ass and say goodbuy!
He pulled out his killer gun
I got blue and turned round to run

  Don"t touch it! Don"t you touch my bike!
  Don"t touch it!
  Don"t touch it! Don"t you touch my bike!
  It"s the only thing I like!

  Don"t touch it! Don"t you touch my bike!
  Don"t touch it! Don"t you touch my bike!
  Don"t touch it! Don"t you touch my bike!
  It"s the only thing I like!

But I did not run away
I was smarter in а way
Took the road to the country side
Down to red-flagged farming sites

"Rent а tractor" - the sign read
Want them all! - That"s what I said
Paid my bill and went to а pub
Where drunkards had their fun

Hey, you boys, you wanna ride?
Gotta а fag, who pushed you pride!
Got "em wheels? Sure I do!
And the biker paid his due...

  Don"t touch it!
  Don"t touch it!
  Don"t touch it! Don"t you touch my bike!
  It"s the only thing I like!

  Don"t touch it! Don"t you touch my bike!
  Don"t touch it!
  Don"t touch it! Don"t you touch my bike!
  It"s the only thing I like!